If good sense doesn’t stop you from this behavior, the Cattleman will.

Every day, American men embarrass themselves and their country with an array of mamby-pamby behaviors from putting their hair in a bun to putting their dog in a sweater.  Fortunately, there’s a cure for this affliction. Cattleman’s Cut is a man-sized serving of real jerky. Hearty. Delicious. And full of protein. Cattleman Up and get yourself some today. You know, before someone tries to convince you to carry a murse.

If you have to ask, you need to Cattleman Up!